Throw Away that "Big Book of Baby Names." You Won't Ever Need it Again.

Zambia is full of great people. People who have no idea that they are walking through life with the best names ever. Scott and I have met a lot of wonderful men and women- many of them just regular Joe Schmoes, but, every now and then, a real celebrity baby name comes along. A name that defies logic and a true grasp of the English language. To honor those moments that make us smile, Scott and I have started an ever-growing list of our personal favorites- by category.

 You're Welcome.

Famous People

• Bill Crinton
• Johntravolta
• Hitler
• MacDonald's (Yes, it is possessive.)
• Obama
• Osama (Conspiracy??)
• Elvis

The Science Lovers

• Eukaryote
• Ehnus
• Prevalence
• Fetus
• Fetuz (For when your baby's cooler than other babies)
• Geologist
• Plasma

Royalty

• Queen
• Prince

The Lover's

• Loveness
• Lovelock

The... Adjectives?

• Litness
• Glandy (Possibly the most unfortunate)
• Fatness
• Moist (Oh wait, there's that)
• Moody

The Products of Many Shameful Nights

• Mistake
• Guessing
• Guilty
• Evidence
• Taboo
• Visitor
• Felonie
• Doubt
• Testkit
• Purge

The ...Dudes

• Coolman
• Luckyson
• Mr. Rinaldo Swagboy (Arguably, the greatest name since people began naming)
• Smartguy
• Bigboy

The Products of Uncreative Parents

• Orphan
• Same
• Average
• Perfect
• Perfecter (Twins? Their therapist can only hope)
• Woman
• Penis
• Stain (Also see "The Products of Many Shameful Nights")
• Effort
• Nurse

The Tech Savvy

• Ringtone
• Computer
• Cyborg
• Talktime (this is also name for the minutes you purchase on your cellphone- also see "The Products of Uncreative Parents)

 The Show Stoppers

• Theshow (Also see "The Science Lovers")
• Talent

The Random Objects

• Balloon
• Mask
• Door
• Braids
• Freezer
• Scissor
• Coupons
• Cheese

The Wildlife Enthusiasts

• Lizard
• Rooster

Noises Objects Make

• Guk
• Rwi

The Dicks

• Fodick
• Dick Puta Puta (Also see "noises objects make")

The Defy-ers of Classification

• Boni face (the space is real)
• Sustainance
• Clotrida
• Evangelister
• Ask
• Obey
• Roller
• Faides
• Florida (Why? There are literally no maps)

And Last But Not Least

• Final
• End 

Hope you enjoyed! The list grows daily. Keep an eye out for our favorite add and t-shirt slogans- coming soon!